LordBlazer's Xanga

Wednesday, March 31, 2004

Wed, 31 Mar 2004 02:44:31 GMT

Yo I was hangin' in my rocketship, with nowhere to go
So I was cruisin', listenin' to the radio
Jetted to my homey's. Pulled up outside
Said, "Yo Earl! How about a joyride!"
Earl came in, climbed into the back seat
We shot up, to about a million feet
Kicked back. Turned on the cruise control
Cranked up, the maga-watt stereo

We cruised by a planet, took it low through the atmosphere
we took it low so the people down below could hear
Earl cranked the bass, we were thumpin' out a funky beat
I was low ridin', chillin' in the pilot's seat
Down below the pla-net was quakin'
On the ground they were, booty shakin'
They were def and definit-ly not fakin'
They were get-tin' down, they were, break break'n

Pulled into outer space. Put the pedal down
Picked up the pace to the speed of funky sound
We hit the fast lane passin' all the others by
I grabbed the gear shift and shifted into overdrive
Earl and I were high speed hip hoppin'
Givin' no indication of, ever stoppin'
We were def and definit-ly bop boppin'
To the rhythm of our engine that was, pop poppin'

Soon I checked the rearview, and wasn't too surprised
To see a ship with flashin' light that I recognized
He pulled me over, I said, "Yo, wha'sup my man?"
He reached out, had a yellow ticket in his hand.
I took the ticket, then I had to laugh
Turns out, all he wanted was an autograph
We signed our names, and then we headed out
For me and Earl, bein' cool is what it's all about

So we were truckin', groovin' to the funky beat
When Earl said he'd like a shot in the driver's seat
Well Earl's cool but he's not the most coordinated
But I was feelin fly, so I capitulated
Earl took the wheel but he was bustin' out a Earl Jam - I said
"Yo Earl, Get with the program"
Earl looked up and said, "Yo, don't get annoyed"
And that's when Big Rappin' Earl hit the asteroid.

Earl and I we were, nose divin' - I said
"Maybe it's time for me to be drivin"
It was lookin' like, I had made a mistake
That would end me up, as a ToeJam Pancake
We hit the ground in a great big fireball
Guess we got lucky cause we didn't get hurt at all, I said
"Yo Earl, while we're here why don't we check it out"
Cause bein' cool for me and Earl is what its all about.

Sunday, February 15, 2004

Sun, 15 Feb 2004 22:00:19 GMT

I'm not afraid of tomorrow,
I'm only scared of myself
Feels like my insides are on fire
And I'm looking thorugh the eyes of someone else

Y'know, there's like, 3 people that read my xanga. WHy do I continue to update it? Oh yeah, I like to pretend that I have "friends".

Everyone using IE, download Mozilla, or Opera, or LYNX, or something. Even netscape. There was a source code leak, so all kinds of fun exploits are even easier to make now.

Windows source code(Only nerds[IE: Everyone who's reading this] will understand):
/* Source Code to Windows 2000 */

#include "win31.h"
#include "win95.h"
#include "win98.h"
#include "workst~1.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"
#include "monopoly.h"
#define INSTALL = HARD

char make_prog_look_big[1600000];

void main()
{
      while(!CRASHED)
      {
          display_copyright_message();
          display_bill_rules_message();
          do_nothing_loop();
          if (first_time_installation)
          {
              make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
              do_nothing_loop();
              totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
              search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
              make_futile_attempt_to_damage_Linux();
              disable_Netscape();
              disable_RealPlayer();
              disable_Lotus_Products();
              hang_system();
          }
          write_something(anything);
              display_copyright_message();
              do_nothing_loop();
              do_some_stuff();
          if (still_not_crashed)
          {
              display_copyright_message();
              do_nothing_loop();
              basically_run_windows_3.1();
              do_nothing_loop();
              do_nothing_loop();
          }
      }
      if (detect_cache())
          disable_cache();
      if (fast_cpu())
      {
          set_wait_states(lots);
          set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
          set_mouse(action, jumpy);
          set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
      }

      /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.1"); */
      /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
      /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
      /* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 3.0"); */
      /* printf("Welcome to Windows 98"); */
      /* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 4.0"); */
      printf("Welcome to Windows 2000");
      if (system_ok())
          crash(to_dos_prompt)
      else
          system_memory = open("a:swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);

      while(something)
      {
          sleep(5);
          get_user_input();
          sleep(5);
          act_on_user_input();
          sleep(5);
      }
      create_general_protection_fault();
}

Thursday, February 12, 2004

Thu, 12 Feb 2004 22:27:05 GMT

Why must I be like that? Why must I chase the cat?
Nothin' but the dog in me.

George Clinton rules, seriously, I mean, he's just so--HEY, GET BACK HERE WITH MY CAR KEYS, TONY DANZA!

NEVER!

Damn that Tony Danza. First my children, now my car keys. Well, at least I have this nice warm hot dog....hey, where'd my hot dog go?

TOOOOOOOOOONYYYYYYYYY!!! I crack me up.

Sunday, February 08, 2004

Sun, 08 Feb 2004 19:28:31 GMT

Let's see how many times I can say Nigger in one entry!

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Saturday, February 07, 2004

Sat, 07 Feb 2004 04:29:35 GMT

Piss off. Seriously. Today sucked. I have to sleep on the couch, through circumstances beyond my control.

Thursday, February 05, 2004

Thu, 05 Feb 2004 00:20:36 GMT

....most definetly pissed off. All I've been hearing for 3 fucking days. Janet Jackson bla Justin Toimberlake bla bla. MOTHERFUCKING CHRIST YOU FUCKING NIGGERS. IT WAS A BOOB. JESUS CHRIST. AND ENTIRE BOOB. WITH A LITTLE STAR ON IT. WHO THE FUCK CARES? OH MY, A BOOB. I'M MORALLY OFFENDED AND THINK I"LL PISS AND MOAN ABOUT IT FOR WEEKS UPON END! Now I hope you people can see why I hate America. one fucking breast is shown on TV and the entire nation is in an uproar. One boob. One boob. Christ. Mkaes me just hate the human race.

I was supposed to stay after the bando concert for the choir concert. I didn't. Fuck do I care?

Boobs kick ass.

Wednesday, February 04, 2004

Wed, 04 Feb 2004 00:40:30 GMT

Dude, major sad today. 'cause I woke up, and then I was like ".....TV. ...school isn't cancelled" so then I watched the first episode of Captain Planet, and discovered that in the first 3 seasons of Captain Planet, Cap didn't wear boots. And he was a total fag, like, sparkles shot out of his ass, and he'd just like, jump around like a princess all the time. But Wheeler is still hardcore.

So then, I took a shower, and my mom was all "School's cancelled." so I'm all "w00t!" and then I watched Zoids Chaotic Century.

So then I eat breakfast, right, it was a bowl of Apple Jacks. And then, I feel REALLY bad. Like, puke out my brains, bad. So for 30 minutes, I just sat at my computer, with RPG Radio playing, because Gaming FM apparently goes offline between midnight and 9. So after a while, I start feeling a little better.

But then, everytime I stand up, I get light headed. Nothing out of the ordinary. But its not just lightheaded, I've got a massive headache and I'm dizzy as all hell, and Gaming FM still hasn't come online, so I was pretty pissed off, too. So I deal with said headache/dizziness for like, 3 hours, and decide to go take some advil and a nap. And then Flore comes online, So I can either sit here with this horrible headache, or I can take a nap and ignore the one I love. I chose the latter. Now I'm sad.

Alas.

Sunday, February 01, 2004

Sun, 01 Feb 2004 20:30:00 GMT

If you can't tell, that would be an icicle that's about the size of my penis (11-12 feet, though the icicle come short).

Sunday, February 01, 2004

Sun, 01 Feb 2004 02:53:48 GMT

I strongly suggest that you all upgrade to Winamp 5. It seriously kicks ass. Especially 'cause now I get an RPG music radio station. That really kicks ass. *ROCKS OUT TO FINAL FANTASY 8 BATTLE THEME*

Saturday, January 31, 2004

Sat, 31 Jan 2004 23:18:29 GMT

Christ, I hate weekends. But I hate weekdays. I wish it were summer. Then I'd go to New York, and I'll be all "SCOTTY P!" and Scotty'd be all "SKUNKY!" and then we'd get into some hilarious antics and it'd be crazy fun. This sucks. You know what I did today? Absolutely nothing. This blows.

Oh yeah, I forgot to say soz. Vash/Kaneda aren't voiced by Tommy. They're voiced by Adam. He took over for Zach the Nigger as the Black Power Ranger in Power Rangers: The New Season, and became the Green Ranger in Power Rangers Turbo. My bad.

And yes, I said Nigger. Nigger nigger nigger. Piss off.