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| Yo I was hangin' in my rocketship, with nowhere to go
So I was cruisin', listenin' to the radio
Jetted to my homey's. Pulled up outside
Said, "Yo Earl! How about a joyride!"
Earl came in, climbed into the back seat
We shot up, to about a million feet
Kicked back. Turned on the cruise control
Cranked up, the maga-watt stereo
We cruised by a planet, took it low through the atmosphere
we took it low so the people down below could hear
Earl cranked the bass, we were thumpin' out a funky beat
I was low ridin', chillin' in the pilot's seat
Down below the pla-net was quakin'
On the ground they were, booty shakin'
They were def and definit-ly not fakin'
They were get-tin' down, they were, break break'n
Pulled into outer space. Put the pedal down
Picked up the pace to the speed of funky sound
We hit the fast lane passin' all the others by
I grabbed the gear shift and shifted into overdrive
Earl and I were high speed hip hoppin'
Givin' no indication of, ever stoppin'
We were def and definit-ly bop boppin'
To the rhythm of our engine that was, pop poppin'
Soon I checked the rearview, and wasn't too surprised
To see a ship with flashin' light that I recognized
He pulled me over, I said, "Yo, wha'sup my man?"
He reached out, had a yellow ticket in his hand.
I took the ticket, then I had to laugh
Turns out, all he wanted was an autograph
We signed our names, and then we headed out
For me and Earl, bein' cool is what it's all about
So we were truckin', groovin' to the funky beat
When Earl said he'd like a shot in the driver's seat
Well Earl's cool but he's not the most coordinated
But I was feelin fly, so I capitulated
Earl took the wheel but he was bustin' out a Earl Jam - I said
"Yo Earl, Get with the program"
Earl looked up and said, "Yo, don't get annoyed"
And that's when Big Rappin' Earl hit the asteroid.
Earl and I we were, nose divin' - I said
"Maybe it's time for me to be drivin"
It was lookin' like, I had made a mistake
That would end me up, as a ToeJam Pancake
We hit the ground in a great big fireball
Guess we got lucky cause we didn't get hurt at all, I said
"Yo Earl, while we're here why don't we check it out"
Cause bein' cool for me and Earl is what its all about.
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| I'm not afraid of tomorrow,
I'm only scared of myself
Feels like my insides are on fire
And I'm looking thorugh the eyes of someone else
Y'know, there's like, 3 people that read my xanga. WHy do I continue to update it? Oh yeah, I like to pretend that I have "friends".
Everyone using IE, download Mozilla, or Opera, or LYNX, or something. Even netscape. There was a source code leak, so all kinds of fun exploits are even easier to make now.
Windows source code(Only nerds[IE: Everyone who's reading this] will understand):
/* Source Code to Windows 2000 */
#include "win31.h"
#include "win95.h"
#include "win98.h"
#include "workst~1.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"
#include "monopoly.h"
#define INSTALL = HARD
char make_prog_look_big[1600000];
void main()
{
while(!CRASHED)
{
display_copyright_message();
display_bill_rules_message();
do_nothing_loop();
if (first_time_installation)
{
make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
do_nothing_loop();
totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
make_futile_attempt_to_damage_Linux();
disable_Netscape();
disable_RealPlayer();
disable_Lotus_Products();
hang_system();
}
write_something(anything);
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
do_some_stuff();
if (still_not_crashed)
{
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
basically_run_windows_3.1();
do_nothing_loop();
do_nothing_loop();
}
}
if (detect_cache())
disable_cache();
if (fast_cpu())
{
set_wait_states(lots);
set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
set_mouse(action, jumpy);
set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
}
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.1"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 3.0"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 98"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 4.0"); */
printf("Welcome to Windows 2000");
if (system_ok())
crash(to_dos_prompt)
else
system_memory = open("a:swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);
while(something)
{
sleep(5);
get_user_input();
sleep(5);
act_on_user_input();
sleep(5);
}
create_general_protection_fault();
}
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| Why must I be like that? Why must I chase the cat?
Nothin' but the dog in me.
George Clinton rules, seriously, I mean, he's just so--HEY, GET BACK HERE WITH MY CAR KEYS, TONY DANZA! 
NEVER!
Damn that Tony Danza. First my children, now my car keys. Well, at least I have this nice warm hot dog....hey, where'd my hot dog go?
TOOOOOOOOOONYYYYYYYYY!!! I crack me up. | | |
| Let's see how many times I can say Nigger in one entry!
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| Piss off. Seriously. Today sucked. I have to sleep on the couch, through circumstances beyond my control.
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